I WAS RIGHT!
Okay, so for anyone who has been following the lab partner chronicles, this will likely be the last entry in the series.
C literally says “oh” and then just continues on with the conversation as if she didn't just ask the dumbest question in history. Honestly, her habit of asking idiotic questions is very baffling. I mean D literally said “the guy I’m fucking” several times and referred to him as a “he”. Just... how? How do you miss that when D repeated it several times?
Before I get to the good stuff though, allow me to give you guys some background information that will be helpful to the story:
Okay, so I mentioned that D didn't end up being my lab partner. He ended up partnering with a girl we'll call S and I'm with a girl we'll call C. Honestly, C is probably my last choice of a partner of the three. She seems pretty smart in most areas, but for one thing she NEVER takes the lead in lab. I basically end up doing everything myself. Not only that, but despite her coming off as fairly intelligent, she'll make the most random comments or occasionally ask the dumbest questions. The type of questions that make me look at her like "Bish, did you for real just ask that?" Like, genuine, dumb-blonde questions.
Okay, so on to the juicy main part of the story:
So I had my lab again today. Five minutes into it, I noticed that D had this extremely noticeable hickey on the right side of his neck. Like, I’m talking very purple and very pigmented. It's next to impossible to miss. So, I start to wonder who gave it to him. Does he have a boyfriend? Girlfriend? Fuckbuddy?
A bit later in the lab C whispers to me “Is it just me or does D have a hickey?” I nod like it is the most obvious thing in the world and reply with “oh, yeah, totally." But, just a few minutes later, D turns and C turns to me again and says: "He has a hickey on his neck!" For a second I contemplate her intelligence (because I figured we were talking about the same one), BUT, I realize he has a less-obvious second hickey on his left collar bone. C had seen the less obvious one and asked about it. Now I am really curious about who gave him the hickeys.
A little bit later, I bend down to get something from my bag in the cubby under the lab table. When I sit back up, I catch only the last few words of his sentence, and I am pretty sure he say: “my girl". So at this point it becomes obvious to me that D has a girlfriend. She is the culprit behind the hickey. I also start to feel extremely stupid and think: “Well shit... he’s not even gay. Smh self”
HOWEVER, later we are talking about sororities and fraternities. C asks D why he didn’t rush because he seems like the type to be in a frat. (And, really, he does. He dresses in that kind of preppy style and he oozes confidence.) S mentions that she had heard the hazing was kinda bad at our school, which is why neither of them rushed. The hazing doesn't surprise me honestly. Greek life is HUGE on my campus. I go to a very large school (upwards of 50K students) and there's an entire street dedicated to multiple greek mansions that sleep around 60 people each. Hazing seems likely since the sororities and fraternities are so huge and involved.
Okay, so I mentioned that D didn't end up being my lab partner. He ended up partnering with a girl we'll call S and I'm with a girl we'll call C. Honestly, C is probably my last choice of a partner of the three. She seems pretty smart in most areas, but for one thing she NEVER takes the lead in lab. I basically end up doing everything myself. Not only that, but despite her coming off as fairly intelligent, she'll make the most random comments or occasionally ask the dumbest questions. The type of questions that make me look at her like "Bish, did you for real just ask that?" Like, genuine, dumb-blonde questions.
Okay, so on to the juicy main part of the story:
So I had my lab again today. Five minutes into it, I noticed that D had this extremely noticeable hickey on the right side of his neck. Like, I’m talking very purple and very pigmented. It's next to impossible to miss. So, I start to wonder who gave it to him. Does he have a boyfriend? Girlfriend? Fuckbuddy?
A bit later in the lab C whispers to me “Is it just me or does D have a hickey?” I nod like it is the most obvious thing in the world and reply with “oh, yeah, totally." But, just a few minutes later, D turns and C turns to me again and says: "He has a hickey on his neck!" For a second I contemplate her intelligence (because I figured we were talking about the same one), BUT, I realize he has a less-obvious second hickey on his left collar bone. C had seen the less obvious one and asked about it. Now I am really curious about who gave him the hickeys.
A little bit later, I bend down to get something from my bag in the cubby under the lab table. When I sit back up, I catch only the last few words of his sentence, and I am pretty sure he say: “my girl". So at this point it becomes obvious to me that D has a girlfriend. She is the culprit behind the hickey. I also start to feel extremely stupid and think: “Well shit... he’s not even gay. Smh self”
HOWEVER, later we are talking about sororities and fraternities. C asks D why he didn’t rush because he seems like the type to be in a frat. (And, really, he does. He dresses in that kind of preppy style and he oozes confidence.) S mentions that she had heard the hazing was kinda bad at our school, which is why neither of them rushed. The hazing doesn't surprise me honestly. Greek life is HUGE on my campus. I go to a very large school (upwards of 50K students) and there's an entire street dedicated to multiple greek mansions that sleep around 60 people each. Hazing seems likely since the sororities and fraternities are so huge and involved.
So, in the middle of this conversation about fraternities, D super casually says: “Thats what the guy I’m fucking said”. Did you catch that?! The GUY D is FUCKING. I just about lost my shit. He was so casual about it too! So, at this point, I'm pretty stoked. I was right! He is gay!
Anyway, so D brought up the guy he is fucking because he doesn’t understand why this guy would willingly put himself through the hazing if it was that awful. And then C (told you the info from earlier was important) asked one of what I refer to as her 'Bish... Did you really just ask that?' moments. She literally says: “Wait, I’m confused, your girlfriend is rushing a frat?” My eyes instantly locked with D's and we just stare at each other for a moment with a confused and astonished look of "Did.. did she seriously just ask that?" So S starts giggling and is like “No, its a guy” and D Is like “Yeah, I’m gay..”
C literally says “oh” and then just continues on with the conversation as if she didn't just ask the dumbest question in history. Honestly, her habit of asking idiotic questions is very baffling. I mean D literally said “the guy I’m fucking” several times and referred to him as a “he”. Just... how? How do you miss that when D repeated it several times?
Anyway, in conclusion of the Lab Partner Chronicles, I was right. D is totally gay. He also has a guy that he is fucking who gives him hickeys, but who he doesn't consider his boyfriend. After getting to know D, I don't think he is a guy I would be particularly interested in dating anyway (he's just not 'my type' personality wise). BUT! At least now I know that my gaydar works 😉
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